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Sep 30, 2026

For six years I paid a kid named Devon $20 a week to call me at 5:15 every morning. Devon is my neighbor's son. He was fifte...

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I Paid A Kid $20 A Week To Wake Me Up For 6 Years

Summary: I've set six alarms. Bought a sunrise lamp. Put my phone across the room. Asked my partner to shake me awake. Every single morning I was still late, still exhausted, still apologizing. Turns out heavy sleepers have a biology problem, not a discipline problem. And there's finally something b...

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